02 July 2010

Shiloh has 'Montenegro Style'


Shiloh Jolie Pitt, daughter to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, according to her mum, has 'Montenegro style'. What does this mean then? Well, if you're from ex-Yugoslavia, it could only mean one thing - Shiloh is one lazy kid. Doing something 'Montenegro style' all throughout ex-Yugoslavia means avoiding any sort of work and generally being lazy. There are plenty of jokes about the lazy Montenegrins that get many ex-Yugoslavs in fits of laughter. An example: There was an earthquake in Montenegro. A brotherly Yugoslav republic sends aid in the form of cucumbers to the devastated Montenegrins. A few weeks later, the rotting cucumbers arrive back in the aforementioned brotherly Yugoslav republic with a note attached saying 'You forgot to peel them'.

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