Showing posts with label Chechnya. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chechnya. Show all posts

06 December 2010

Our man in Moscow - Burns, and his Caucasus reports

Check out the detailed insights in the intrigue and background to the current situation in Chechnya and the overall Northern Caucasus region of Southern Russia, written by our Dagestani wedding novelist and clued-up US diplomat William Burns.

This link is of the cable sent after Chechnya's boy president and 'man with the golden gun' Ramzan Kadyrov celebrated his first 100 days of rule. Best line is how Kadyrov is proved clearly to be the strongest figure in the Caucasus because when his 10-year old nephew crashed a car he was driving and lay in a coma, notables from all over felt it necessary to make the pilgrimage to Chechnya's capital Groznyy to condole with Kadyrov. Yes, a 10 year old driving!

This link gives an exhaustive account to the background and current situation in Chechnya. I have to say that Burns does know his stuff. I just hope that the US State Department are listening to him here.
My question is... what is to be embarrassed here about??

04 December 2010

Dagestani wedding - a novel?

If only it was a novel. If one thing that the latest WikiLeaks publication of US embassy cables have shown, there are some budding novelists working for the US Department of State. One cable in particular which has caught the attention of Caucasus watchers is this one detailing the intrigue at the wedding of a local bigwig's son from Russia's southern, majority-Muslim republic of Dagestan. Fascinating reading! Really, Mr Burns the US diplomat should ditch his job and turn to novel writing. It also shows that western diplomatic attitudes and understanding of not just the Caucasus but of any place west of Venice is still stuck in the 19th Century imperialism as the clichéd observations and patronising descriptions in the following 'prose' attest:

Thursday, 31 August 2006, 06:39
SUBJECT: A CAUCASUS WEDDING
Classified By: Deputy Chief of Mission Daniel A. Russell

Summary
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Weddings are elaborate in Dagestan, the largest autonomy in the North Caucasus. On August 22 we attended a wedding in Makhachkala, Dagestan's capital: Duma member and Dagestan Oil Company chief Gadzhi Makhachev's son married a classmate. The lavish display and heavy drinking concealed the deadly serious North Caucasus politics of land, ethnicity, clan, and alliance. The guest list spanned the Caucasus power structure -- guest starring Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov -- and underlined just how personal the region's politics can be. End Summary.
Dagestani weddings are serious business: a forum for showing respect, fealty and alliance among families; the bride and groom themselves are little more than showpieces. Weddings take place in discrete parts over three days. On the first day the groom's family and the bride's family simultaneously hold separate receptions. During the receptions the groom leads a delegation to the bride's reception and escorts her back to his own reception, at which point she formally becomes a member of the groom's family, forsaking her old family and clan. The next day, the groom's parents hold another reception, this time for the bride's family and friends, who can "inspect" the family they have given their daughter to. On the third day, the bride's family holds a reception for the groom's parents and family.
Father of the Groom
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On August 22, Gadzhi Makhachev married off his 19 year-old son Dalgat to Aida Sharipova. The wedding in Makhachkala, which we attended, was a microcosm of the social and political relations of the North Caucasus, beginning with Gadzhi's own biography. Gadzhi started off as an Avar clan leader. Enver Kisriyev, the leading scholar of Dagestani society, told us that as Soviet power receded from Dagestan in the late 1980s, the complex society fell back to its pre-Russian structure. The basic structural unit is the monoethnic "jamaat", in this usage best translated as canton or commune. The ethnic groups themselves are a Russian construct: faced with hundreds of jamaats, the 19th century Russian conquerors lumped cantons speaking related dialects together and called them Avar, Dargin, etc. to reduce the number of "nationalities" in Dagestan to 38. Ever since then, jamaats within each ethnic group have been competing with one another to lead the ethnic group. This competition is especially marked among the Avars, the largest nationality in Dagestan.

As Russian power faded, each canton fielded a militia to defend its people both in the mountains and the capital Makhachkala. Gadzhi became the leader from his home canton of Burtunay, in Kazbek Rayon. He later asserted pan-Avar ambitions, founding the Imam Shamil Popular Front -- named after the great Avar leader of mountaineer resistance to the Russians -- to promote the interests of the Avars and of Burtunay's role within the ethnic group. Among his exploits was a role in the military defense of Dagestan against the 1999 invasion from Chechnya by Shamil Basayev and al-Khattab, and his political defense of Avar villages under pressure in Chechnya, Georgia and Azerbaijan.

Gadzhi has cashed in the social capital he made from nationalism, translating it into financial and political capital -- as head of Dagestan's state oil company and as the single-mandate representative for Makhachkala in Russia's State Duma. His dealings in the oil business -- including close cooperation with U.S. firms -- have left him well off enough to afford luxurious houses in Makhachkala, Kaspiysk, Moscow, Paris and San Diego; and a large collection of luxury automobiles, including the Rolls Royce Silver Phantom in which Dalgat fetched Aida from her parents' reception. (Gadzhi gave us a lift in the Rolls once in Moscow, but the legroom was somewhat constricted by the presence of a Kalashnikov carbine at our feet. Gadzhi has survived numerous assassination attempts, as have most of the still-living leaders of Dagestan. In Dagestan he always travels in an armored BMW with one, sometimes two follow cars full of uniformed armed guards).

Gadzhi has gone beyond his Avar base, pursuing a multi-ethnic cadre policy to develop a network of loyalists. He has sent Dagestani youths, including his sons, to a military type high school near San Diego (we met one graduate, a Jewish boy from Derbent now studying at San Diego state. He has no plans to enter the Russian military).

Gadzhi's multi-ethnic reach illustrates what the editor of the Dagestani paper "Chernovik" told us: that in the last few years the development of inter-ethnic business clans has eroded traditional jamaat loyalties.

But the Avar symbolism is still strong. Gadzhi's brother, an artist from St. Petersburg, ordered as a wedding gift a life-sized statue of Imam Shamil. Shamil is the iconic national symbol, despite his stern and inflexible character (portrayed in Tolstoy's Hadji-Murat as the mountaineers' tyrannical counterpart to the absolutist Tsar). Connection with Shamil makes for nobility among Avars today. Gadzhi often mentions that he is a descendant on his mother's side of Gair-Bek, one of Shamil's deputies.
The Day Before
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Gadzhi's Kaspiysk summer house is an enormous structure on the shore of the Caspian, essentially a huge circular reception room -- much like a large restaurant -- attached to a 40-meter high green airport tower on columns, accessible only by elevator, with a couple of bedrooms, a reception room, and a grotto whose glass floor was the roof of a huge fish tank. The heavily guarded compound also boasts a second house, outbuildings, a tennis court, and two piers out into the Caspian, one rigged with block and tackle for launching jet skis. The house filled up with visitors from all over the Caucasus during the afternoon of August 21. The Chair of Ingushetia's parliament drove in with two colleagues; visitors from Moscow included politicians, businessmen and an Avar football coach. Many of the visitors grew up with Gadzhi in Khasavyurt, including an Ingush Olympic wrestler named Vakha who seemed to be perpetually tipsy. Another group of Gadzhi's boyhood friends from Khasavyurt was led by a man who looked like Shamil Basayev on his day off -- flip-flops, t-shirt, baseball cap, beard -- but turned out to be the chief rabbi of Stavropol Kray. He told us he has 12,000 co-religionists in the province, 8,000 of them in its capital, Pyatigorsk. 70 percent are, like him, Persian-speaking Mountain Jews; the rest are a mixture of Europeans, Georgians and Bukharans.

Also present was Chechnya's Duma member, Khalid (aka Ruslan) Yamadayev, brother of the commander of the notorious Vostok Battalion. He was reserved at the time, but in a follow-up conversation in Moscow on August 29 (please protect) he complained that Chechnya, lacking experts to develop programs for economic recovery, is simply demanding and disposing of cash from the central government. When we pressed him on disappearances, he admitted some took place, but claimed that often parents alleged their children had been abducted when in fact their sons had run off to join the fighters or -- in a case the week before -- they had murdered their daughter in an honor killing. We mentioned the abduction of a widow of Basayev, allegedly to gain access to his money. Khalid said he had not heard of the case, but knew that Basayev had had no interest in wealth; he may have been a religious fanatic, but he was a "normal" person. The fighters who remain are not a serious military force, in Khalid's view, and many would surrender under the proper terms and immunities. He himself is arranging the immunity of a senior official of the Maskhadov era, whose name he would not reveal.

During lunch, Gadzhi took a congratulatory call from Dagestan's president, Mukhu Aliyev. Gadzhi told Aliyev how honored he would be if Aliyev could drop in at the wedding reception. There was a degree of tension in the conversation, which was between two figures each implicitly claiming the mantle of leadership of the Avars. In the event, Aliyev snubbed Gadzhi and did not show up for the wedding, though the rest of Dagestan's political leadership did.

Though Gadzhi's house was not the venue for the main wedding reception, he ensured that all his guests were constantly plied with food and drink. The cooks seemed to keep whole sheep and whole cows boiling in a cauldron somewhere day and night, dumping disjointed fragments of the carcass on the tables whenever someone entered the room. Gadzhi's two chefs kept a wide variety of unusual dishes in circulation (in addition to the omnipresent boiled meat and fatty bouillon). The alcohol consumption before, during and after this Muslim wedding was stupendous. Amidst an alcohol shortage, Gadzhi had flown in from the Urals thousands of bottles of Beluga Export vodka ("Best consumed with caviar"). There was also entertainment, beginning even that day, with the big-name performers appearing both at the wedding hall and at Gadzhi's summer house. Gadzhi's main act, a Syrian-born singer named Avraam Russo, could not make it because he was shot a few days before the wedding, but there was a "gypsy" troupe from St. Petersburg, a couple of Azeri pop stars, and from Moscow, Benya the Accordion King with his family of singers. A host of local bands, singing in Avar and Dargin, rounded out the entertainment, which was constant and extremely amplified.

The main activity of the day was eating and drinking -- starting from 4 p.m., about eight hours worth, all told -- punctuated, when all were laden with food and sodden with drink, with a bout of jet skiing in the Caspian. After dinner, though, the first band started an informal performance -- drums, accordion and clarinet playing the lezginka, the universal dance of the Caucasus. To the uninitiated Westerner, the music sounds like an undifferentiated wall of sound. This was a signal for dancing: one by one, each of the dramatically paunchy men (there were no women present) would enter the arena and exhibit his personal lezginka for the limit of his duration, usually 30 seconds to a minute. Each ethnic group's lezginka was different -- the Dagestani lezginka the most energetic, the Chechen the most aggressive and belligerent, and the Ingush smoother.
Wedding Day 1
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An hour before the wedding reception was set to begin the "Marrakech" reception hall was full of guests -- men taking the air outside and women already filling a number of the tables inside, older ones with headscarves chaperoning dozens of teenaged girls. A Dagestani parliamentarian explained that weddings are a principal venue for teenagers -- and more importantly their parents -- to get a look at one another with a view to future matches. Security was tight -- police presence on the ground plus police snipers positioned on the roof of an overlooking apartment block. Gadzhi even assigned one of his guards as our personal bodyguard inside the reception. The manager told Gadzhi there were seats for over a thousand guests at a time. At the height of the reception, it was standing room only.

At precisely two p.m. the male guests started filing in. They varied from pols and oligarchs of all sorts -- the slick to the Jurassic; wizened brown peasants from Burtunay; and Dagestan's sports and cultural celebrities. Khalid Yamadayev presided over a political table in the smaller of the two halls (the music was in the other) along with Vakha the drunken wrestler, the Ingush parliamentarians, a member of the Federation Council who is also a nanophysicist and has lectured in Silicon Valley, and Gadzhi's cousin Ismail Alibekov, a submariner first rank naval captain now serving at the General Staff in Moscow. The Dagestani milieu appears to be one in which the highly educated and the gun-toting can mix easily -- often in the same person.

After a couple of hours Dalgat's convoy returned with Aida, horns honking. Dalgat and Aida got out of the Rolls and were serenaded into the hall, and into the Makhachev family, by a boys' chorus lining both sides of the red carpet, dressed in costumes aping medieval Dagestani armor with little shields and swords. The couple's entry was the signal for the emcee to roll into high gear, and after a few toasts the Piter (St Petersburg - ed.) "gypsies" began their performance. (The next day one of Gadzhi's houseguests sneered, "Some gypsies! The bandleader was certainly Jewish, and the rest of them were blonde". There was some truth to this, but at least the two dancing girls appeared to be Roma).

As the bands played, the marriageable girls came out to dance the lezginka in what looked like a slowly revolving conga line while the boys sat together at tables staring intently. The boys were all in white shirts and black slacks, while the girls wore a wide variety of multicolored but fashionable cocktail dresses. Every so often someone would shower the dancers with money -- there were some thousand ruble notes but the currency of choice was the U.S. hundred dollar bill. The floor was covered with them; young children would scoop the money up to distribute among the dancers.

Gadzhi was locked into his role as host. He greeted every guest personally as they entered the hall -- failure to do so would cause great insult -- and later moved constantly from table to table drinking toasts with everyone. The 120 toasts he estimated he drank would have killed anyone, hardened drinker or not, but Gadzhi had his Afghan waiter Khan following him around to pour his drinks from a special vodka bottle containing water. Still, he was much the worse for wear by evening's end. At one point we caught up with him dancing with two scantily clad Russian women who looked far from home. One, it turned out was a Moscow poet (later she recited an incomprehensible poem in Gadzhi's honor) who was in town with a film director to write the screenplay for a film immortalizing Gadzhi's defense of Dagestan against Shamil Basayev. By 6 p.m. most of the houseguests had returned to Gadzhi's seaside home for more swimming and more jet-skiing-under-the-influence. But by 8 the summer house's restaurant was full once more, the food and drink were flowing, the name performers were giving acoustic renditions of the songs they had sung at the reception, and some stupendously fat guests were displaying their lezginkas for the benefit of the two visiting Russian women, who had wandered over from the reception.
The Wedding -- Day 2: Enter The Man
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The next day's reception at the Marrakech was Gadzhi's tribute to Aida's family, after which we all returned to a dinner at Gadzhi's summer home. Most of the tables were set with the usual dishes plus whole roast sturgeons and sheep. But at 8:00 p.m. the compound was invaded by dozens of heavily armed mujahedin for the grand entrance of Chechen leader Ramzan Kadyrov, dressed in jeans and a t-shirt, looking shorter and less muscular than in his photos, and with a somewhat cock-eyed expression on his face. After greetings from Gadzhi, Ramzan and about 20 of his retinue sat around the tables eating and listening to Benya the Accordion King. Gadzhi then announced a fireworks display in honor of the birthday of Ramzan's late father, Ahmat-Hadji Kadyrov. The fireworks started with a bang that made both Gadzhi and Ramzan flinch. Gadzhi had from the beginning requested that none of his guests, most of whom carried sidearms, fire their weapons in celebration. Throughout the wedding they complied, not even joining in the magnificent fireworks display.

After the fireworks, the musicians struck up the lezginka in the courtyard and a group of two girls and three boys -- one no more than six years old -- performed gymnastic versions of the dance. First Gadzhi joined them and then Ramzan, who danced clumsily with his gold-plated automatic stuck down in the back of his jeans (a houseguest later pointed out that the gold housing eliminated any practical use of the gun, but smirked that Ramzan probably couldn't fire it anyway). Both Gadzhi and Ramzan showered the dancing children with hundred dollar bills; the dancers probably picked upwards of USD 5000 off the cobblestones. Gadzhi told us later that Ramzan had brought the happy couple "a five kilo lump of gold" as his wedding present. After the dancing and a quick tour of the premises, Ramzan and his army drove off back to Chechnya. We asked why Ramzan did not spend the night in Makhachkala, and were told, "Ramzan never spends the night anywhere".

After Ramzan sped off, the dinner and drinking -- especially the latter -- continued. An Avar FSB colonel sitting next to us, dead drunk, was highly insulted that we would not allow him to add "cognac" to our wine. "It's practically the same thing", he insisted, until a Russian FSB general sitting opposite told him to drop it. We were inclined to cut the Colonel some slack, though: he is head of the unit to combat terrorism in Dagestan, and Gadzhi told us that extremists have sooner or later assassinated everyone who has joined that unit. We were more worried when an Afghan war buddy of the Colonel's, Rector of the Dagestan University Law School and too drunk to sit, let alone stand, pulled out his automatic and asked if we needed any protection. At this point Gadzhi and his people came over, propped the rector between their shoulders, and let us get out of range. Postscript: The Practical Uses of a Caucasus Wedding
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Kadyrov's attendance was a mark of respect and alliance, the result of Gadzhi's careful cultivation -- dating back to personal friendship with Ramzan's father. This is a necessary political tool in a region where difficulties can only be resolved by using personal relationships to reach ad hoc informal agreements. An example was readily to hand: on August 22 Chechnya's parliamentary speaker, Dukvakha Abdurakhmanov, gave an interview in which he made specific territorial claims to the Kizlyar, Khasavyurt and Novolak regions of Dagestan. The first two have significant Chechen-Akkin populations, and the last was part of Chechnya until the 1944 deportation, when Stalin forcibly resettled ethnic Laks (a Dagestani nationality) there. Gadzhi said he would have to answer Abdurakhmanov and work closely with Ramzan to reduce the tensions "that fool" had caused. Asked why he took such statements seriously, he told us that in the Caucasus all disputes revolve around land, and such claims can never be dismissed. Unresolved land claims are the "threads" the Russian center always kept in play to pull when needed. We asked why these claims are coming out now, and were told it was euphoria, pure and simple. After all they had received, the Chechen leadership's feet are miles off the ground. (A well-connected Chechen contact later told us he thought that raising nationalistic irredentism was part of Abdurakhmanov's effort to gain a political base independent from Kadyrov.)

The "horizontal of power" represented by Gadzhi's relationship with Ramzan is the antithesis of the Moscow-imposed "vertical of power". Gadzhi's business partner Khalik Gindiyev, head of Rosneft-Kaspoil, complained that Moscow should let local Caucasians rather than Russians -- "Magomadovs and Aliyevs, not Ivanovs and Petrovs" -- resolve the region's conflicts. The vertical of power, he said, is inapplicable to the Caucasus, a region that Moscow bureaucrats such as PolPred Kozak would never understand. The Caucasus needs to be given the scope to resolve its own problems. But this was not a plug for democracy. Gadzhi told us democracy would always fail in the Caucasus, where the conception of the state is as an extension of the Caucasus family, in which the father's word is law. "Where is the room for democracy in that?" he asked. We paraphrased Hayek: if you run a family as you do a state, you destroy the family. Running a state as you do a family destroys the state: ties of kinship and friendship will always trump the rule of law. Gadzhi's partner agreed, shaking his head sadly. "That's a matter for generations to come", he said.
BURNS
Well, with such a patronising approach and understanding of the Caucasus and the region being reported by its wise diplomats, the US government should not be surprised why it is so hated. Thank you WikiLeaks and to its founder, Australia's own Julian Assange for exposing this!!

05 September 2010

Keeping up with the Kadyrovs!

Something that alt-world-watch has a particular fascination with, other than the overuse of the word 'particular', is nepotism, and the accompanying amassing of power and weath this practice bolsters. We would like to believe that this is something only done in 'bad' countries, but it's universal. Just that different countries and societies practise it to different degrees. However there is one place that seems to be in the news, but not, at the same time, which is quietly but surely is set to break world records and score lucrative deals and endorsements in its achievements in this widespread practice.

The Russian republic of Chechnya is, in all intents and purposes, now the private fiefdom of the Kadyrov family ever since the hereditary change of leadership when former Muslim imam and separatist-turned-Moscow-man Akhmed Kadyrov, the leader of Chechnya, was killed in a terrorist attack at the Victory Day parade celebrations in the Chechen capital Groznyy in May 2004, passed power to his thuggish, spoilt and immature son Ramzan, then aged 27. Since then Chechnya has experienced peace and stability, but at a very high cost. With Moscow's blessing, the republic is ruled by the mafia-style showboating and sometime eccentric style of the Kadyrov junior, complete with a cult of personality, grandiose construction projects funded from Chechnya's oil wealth, and massive corruption. At the same time, the Chechens continue living in Third World poverty conditions, enjoying little of the apparent excess lavished to such noticeable signs of wealth like the largest mosque in Europe constructed on the ruins of Groznyy.

Chechnya has had a very violent and extremely tragic history. The region only became a part of the expanding Russian Empire in the early 19th century, after many centuries of superficial Persian and Ottoman Turkish rule. The Russians did not grab full control of the region at first and were engaged in a fifty year campaign to subdue the independent-minded and pious Chechens, earning them the monicker of 'warrior-like'. The Chechens call themselves 'Nokhchii', with the term 'Chechen' applied by the Russians coming from the name of the first Chechen village that they conquered. That proved to be the only lasting feature of Russian conquest on the Chechens as they have always been the unruliest of subjects. When the Russian Empire collapsed in 1917, the Chechens declared their independence, though the Red Army was to later subdue and incorporate them into a 'Northern Caucasus Republic' within the new Russian Soviet Federal Socialist Republic. Again, the Chechens put up stiff resistance to this and continued fighting the Red Army for many years into the late 1920s. Chechen spirit for independence and devotion to Islam conflicted with the Communist ideals that Stalin forcefully imposed on all peoples of the USSR, leading to continued Chechen resistance and, consequently, much repression from the Soviet authorities. When the Nazis invaded the USSR in 1941, one of Hitler's main battle aims was to take Groznyy due to its large oil supplies and willing and anti-Soviet/anti-Russian population. Hitler did send envoys to recruit the Chechens to fight with the Nazis, but nothing came out of it as the Wehrmacht were held up and ultimately defeated in Stalingrad. However, this act of potential Chechen 'treachery' was reason enough for Stalin to deport the entire Chechen population - that's every Chechen person - to Siberia and Central Asia in 1944. Effectively, the Chechens (along with some other ethnicities) were ethnically cleansed from their homeland, and at great expense to the Soviet authorities, as the resources required to undertake such a large campaign involving the forced movement of millions of people could have been better used in more pressing areas such as the Red Army's then push to liberate Eastern Europe during the final stages of World War 2. Having been uprooted from their homeland and almost destroyed as a people, the Chechens were left to rot in barren and remote parts of the USSR until 1957, when part of the Khrushchev's de-Stalinisation programme, he granted the Chechens and other (though not all) uprooted peoples amnesty and free passage back to their ancestral home. Many thousands of Chechens had died from this Moscow-imposed exile, though the survivors did take the offer to return. Nevertheless, the trauma of this exile only added to already high anti-Russian feeling amongst Chechens, and a reason why this feeling is still quite high in Chechnya to this day. Following the collapse of the USSR in late 1991, Chechnya seized the opportunity to declare its independence. Moscow had enough problems dealing with the shock of the fall of such a monolithic system that it left Chechnya alone. However, in an effort to regain some national pride, and to gain some popular support in what otherwise were then sagging ratings for Russian president Yeltsin, while also showing the world that Russia is still a superpower, in December 1994 Moscow launched an assault on Chechnya in an effort to regain control of the region. The Chechens, like all times before, held the Russians down with determined resistance. The Russian response was to quickly make Groznyy live up to its Russian meaning - 'Ugly', destroying this once thriving oil-producing centre. With the war proving to be no walk through the park, the threat of the conflict spreading to neighbouring Russian Muslim regions of Dagestan and Ingushetia, along with the increase of 'terrorist' activity, popular support in Russia for Yeltsin's war was practically nil. It wasn't until 1999 when suspicious attacks on Moscow apartment blocks led to the deaths of about 100 victims lead to a new Russian military assault on Chechnya, all with the public-pleasing intent of avenging the 'terrorists'. This time Chechnya was subdued but at a great cost to the Chechens. So many massacres and human rights violations occurred, though with the 'War on Terror' climate that overcame the World then, these crimes have been conveniently overlooked and forgotten. So there we come to today, where Chechnya is now Kadyrovistan.

The vast scale of nepotism in Chechnya makes the practices current in Central Asia look like examples of the triumph of democracy and human modesty. Having built a mosque on the square named after his father and next to the monument to him, Ramzan Kadyrov continues to create memorials to his ancestors, installing members of his immediate family in the institutions of power as he goes along.

Taking what seems to be a leaf out of the eccentric style of Turkmenistan's late crazy dictator Sapamurad Niyazov Türkmenbashi, last year Chechnya’s Minister of External Relations, National Policy, Press and Information (wow, what a title!) Shamsail Saraliyev announced that Chechnya will soon have televisions, mobile phones and computers marked with the brand name "Aymani", which, coincidentally, is the name of the Chechen president’s mother.

While Kadyrov senior was careful to select a wide range of people to be part of his administration to bring together all warring clans, Junior has gone much further – the system of power he has constructed possesses the features of a mature and fully developed tyranny in which all the rules of transparency have been conveniently tossed out of the window. Basically, he's keeping it in the family. Outdoing Romania's Ceausescu, Razman made his maternal uncle Odes Baysultanov Prime Minister. Soon after, posts also appeared for other close relatives. Ramzan’s sister Zulay holds the post of presidential adviser (i.e. she's gets money for doing nothing, but you need to bribe her if you want something big to be done in Chechnya so she can say good things to her brother). Akhmad-Khadzhi’s brother Magomet Kadyrov is a member of the Chechen parliament. Ramzan’s uncle once removed, Khozh-Akhmed Kadyrov, is chair of the Council of Alims.

But the most important position now goes to mama. Ever determined to show how much he is a mummy's boy, and that means more than just getting a range of electrical goods named after her, Junior has also appointed mama Aynami as head of the Akhmat Kadyrov Regional Charitable Foundation, a body not lacking in funds and run in grand style, often functioning as the sponsor of all kinds of investment projects and programmes connected with the republic’s reconstruction and development. So yet another Evita Peron. How nice!

Ramzan Kadyrov, when not parading around wearing shell suits while driving around in expensive cars, is busy thinking up new and weird ideas. Some of these include proposing that Groznyy be renamed after his father, ordered that all Chechen women wear headscarves and set up a group of teenagers to go around squirting 'immodest women' with waterguns, closed the many refugee camps in Chechnya because they are full of "international spies who are interested in stoking conflict between Chechnya and Russia, who are seeking to destabilize the situation in our region", stated his approval of honour killings, and his own private horse Mourilyan camed third in the 2009 Melbourne Cup - earning him US$380,000. He is also (rightfully) accused of severe human rights abuses, war crimes and corruption, having also been implicated in the extra-judicial shootings of human rights campaigners like Nataliya Estemirova, and opponents like Sulim Yamadaev in Dubai earlier this year.

So what to do? Despite human rights groups doing their best to publicise his crimes, Kadyrov still receives tacit support from Moscow, and indirectly from the West, as he is seen as a plug to the spread of Islamist expansion and terrorism... oh, and because Chechnya has oil. The Chechens are still sufferring under Russian rule, though not directly but at the hands of the family they have placed in power. This cannot last, as the Chechens have always been independent-minded. No matter what 'stability' exists now, Chechnya is just a ticking time bomb. It should have been given its well-deserved independence in 1991. Instead, the situation since has only lent to create what will be a worse fall-out in the future, all to the detriment of the long-suffering Chechens.