According to a statement released by the Communists of St. Petersburg and Leningrad Oblast(surprised they actually refer to St. Petersburg as such and not Leningrad), the Portuguese 7-0 grubbing of the North Koreans was a giant plot. To summarise, the feindish plan involved the Portuguese pledging allegiance to former fascist dictator Salazar, 4 North Koreans were kidnapped and taken to the US embassy so that they could be studied, then they were 'replaced' with 4 South Korean decoys at the last minute who allowed the steroid-fuelled Portuguese to win. So there!
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